Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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