glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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