She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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