Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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