Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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