how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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