i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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