Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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