i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How naked do you want me to be?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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