There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Dick very happy bro
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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