Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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