i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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