I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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