at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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