are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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