as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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