so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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