yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just gift wrapped bread.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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