bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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