There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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