I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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