he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
