I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
