sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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