Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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