College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My feet surprised me
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