I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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