We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Randomize
