yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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