i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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