Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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