it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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