i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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