i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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