There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
