People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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