So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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