This girl is more easily done than said...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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