lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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