are you so shy because you have an std?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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