On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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