Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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