if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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