yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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