similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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