our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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