I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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