Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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