i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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