When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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