Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Even my vagina gasped.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
im on a boat
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